It's a Haiku thread!
One rule, post haikus only.
Minimum of one.
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Never wrote haikus?
it's seventeen syllables
in five, seven, five.
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Before we begin,
it's my duty to say this,
please keep things civil.

Where is the ice cream.
I am searching for ice cream.
Ice cream wrecks your life!
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The dex has perverts
They are obsessed over lewds
Countdown to perverts.

There are so many
Wonderful manga to read
Oh, where to begin!

Sorry for this post
I am not even trying
Be gentle with me

@AfterMidnightMoon

While you may think that,
what matters is the effort.
You have reached your goal.

Pomf! Pomf! Kimochii~
What's this sticky stuff on me?
Oh crap my door's down...

Kino is the best,
I miss my old avatar,
She is so darn cute.

Yes, definitively.
Number one girl in my heart,
The cream of the crop

@BlackGeneral

Which manga is it?
She does look cute, honestly.
And a bit clumsy.

@AfterMidnightMoon

An unconverted?
Then I'll bless you with the source,
it's Senryuu Shoujo!

My empty stomach
Is impatient to meet you.
Little Madeleine

Don't compliment me!
Makes me all blushy blushy.
Awawawawa...

I feel so lonely
when the forum is empty,
thus I write haikus.

Hey! Guess who is here.
The Greatest group of K-Pop.
Captain of your Love ™



That’s what we can call
Black General’s deepest lore.
Nobody knows it.

Got to take a shit,
the toilet is fucking blocked.
RIP me, shitty pants

@Garakuta
An odd sensation,
some intense bowel movement,
a brown waterfall.

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@BlackGeneral

You're never alone.
In this digital landscape,
new faces await!

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Always remember,
Haikus don't have to make sense.
Abracadabra!

You can't run away.
Someday it will destroy you,
the weight of your sins.

A warm potato,
A blessing from the oven!
Praise technology.

winter cold enshroud
flakes slowly turns to a tear
as spring pokes my cheek

Rikka's Finger Spin
is extremely dangerous.
Dangerously cute.

Spoiler

It is contagious,
Thousands of waifus do it.
Thank you Internet

Spoiler

That was a mistake
It's not vanity I swear
Thoughtless post be gone