I imagine it with Invader Zim's voice actor

Chuuni robot kun

My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!

My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!
My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!

No need for the "ego" part, the meaning is already carried by the verb, "Sum deus" is enough (though "Deus sum" is a more natural formulation), the only moment where you say "Ego" before is when you want to imply that "it's ME, not YOU, that is God".

Reminds me of the "Marine/Navy Seal/Internet Tough Guy" copypasta.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

he's my new favourite holy shit

Well I think it could hurt an ant? Or is it too weak to do even that?

I wanted to comment that there was an encounter between this 1370 and 682 in the extermination log, but going there I found out that there has been a purge of entries and a few modifications. Now I'm doubting my own memory if said entry did exist. I remember it being rather hilarious, with persterbot sort of going like bender "kill all humans" and 682 going with it "yes master let's do that".

As an unrelated note, I just found out the log now has a heavy reference to pitch haven.

It should team up with those dogs scary wolves (?) that change text.

Most of these recent SCP just seem like cute memes.
It kind of defeats the purpose of having a cute 'oversimplified' art style when the subject is already simple and cute.

...So it's basically a reverse SCP-682.

Let's put them in the same room and see what happens!

That's part of the joke. It's so powerless that despite being sentient it is still classified Safe.

I thought all sentient scp have to be atleast euclid

>join secret laboratory game
>walk around as old man
>Wikipedia CBT starts playing on the intercom
>teleport to audio room and lets the D class finish before touching him
Such is life in the containment zone

I wonder if they mention it was a foot tall instead of a meter

It was quoting the Twin Emperors Vek'lor and Vek'nilash, Shudderwock and V-07-TR-0N. Must be a Hearthstone enthusiast

Should've left this guy in the Big Empty.

Ah,just an annoying lil' shit?

Small critique towards this chapter would be the size dimensions used. It's supposed to be a 1m tall robot, but across the chapter it switches from what appears to be about 30cm to 1m and anything inbetween.