Patch Notes:
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Welcome everyone, to patch 5.17! Here we're looking at some balance changes to address our new hotness on the block, Nomi no Sukune, the Sumo Wrestler!

New! Grip Strength - Nomi no Sukune can compress coal into diamonds with his bare hands! This allows him to grab and crush bones through your skin.
New! Body Mass - Nomi no Sukune has the best body type - a triangle. Get lost, Ogre!

We've also decided to ring in our new dude with some Jobbing nerfs you might have expected. Today we're hitting Biscuit Olivia, the Unchained.
Bugfix Biscuit Olivia's muscles can no longer explode out of the Arizona State Prison.
Nerf Weak - Biscuit Olivia is now much weaker than he was on previous patches.
Nerf Jobbing - Biscuit Olivia will no longer analyze his enemies and attempt to counter them. While this was his defining character trait besides muscles, we've decided it's not healthy for gameplay purposes.

Well at least Oliva didn't die. Hope he somehow recovers.

Getting some dbz vibes. New big bad rival easily stomps past fan favorites. F for biscuit.

ouch. this sukune guy is pretty serious huh?

JAPAN STRONK!
BAKA GAIJIN BAD!
JAPAN A BEST!
FUCK DRUMFP!

I'm fully with Oliva on his last phrase

Nice troll science

If he can turn coal into diamond, NO ONE can beat him...

Oliva oneshotted.
Yeah. sure. Off to a musashi 2 arc i guess.

rip

tsk tsk tsk